I am the nosferatu
Receptionist: ‘F****!’ Me: ‘Pardon?’ Receptionist: ‘What the hell are you doing?’ Me: ‘I’m sucking all precious blood out of the orthodontist,’ I growl and tighten my grip around the neck. ‘What the...
View ArticleThe incident of the pizza
The incident of the pizza and what a vampire like me learned from it… Ok. So by now you know that I AM NOSFERATU. Which admittedly is a little inconvenient for me – going public with this catching...
View ArticleThe trouble with Kitty – part 1
< PART 1 > This episode features vampire waitress Kitty who later plays a minor role in saving mankind, like nail polishing just worse. It is also about the apocalypse, but then again – it always...
View ArticleThe trouble with Kitty – party 2
Here it is! I apologize for the late post and thank you very very much for your patience. If you are new to this crap or you forgot what the story was about, you might consider reading The trouble with...
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